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Ok, I’m done bitching and whining about my wanna be diva nanny. It’s time to move on to the next level. Before anything else, I would like to thank all those people who cared to read my blog kahit kasing haba na ng San Juanico Bridge ang pangookray ng lola mo. Yet, kinareer nyo talaga. My nipples got hard sa sobrang touched..hahahahaha! I’m really happy that I get to entertain you with all may dramas and eklat in my called divalicious life.  I feel like a winner in Famas. Promise! Anyway here it goes…I would like to thank Andy Parlor from Eunos for my hair whose has been styling it for the last 8 years. For my make-up, thank you to all my friends from the media. You know how you are. Kasi laging winner ang mga giveaways nyo sa akin. For my shoes and outfit, of course my sugar dadi, Scott…hahaha. Swear!  It’s amazing how everyone encourage me to write. I’m really hoping that my mini brains won’t stop giving me super power to think (if any) and get inspired (thanks to fafe’s tongue). Hahahaha!

Pero lam nyo mga vaklush, sad akish in a certain way. Because some of my eklat friendship are brokenhearted right now. There are at least 8 people I know, that are close to my heart and are parting with their partner.  Promise! I don’t know what is wrong with this month. My powers can not comprehend the drama that is happening in the world. It’s like watching Jerry Springer in my little world. Kasi, kanyang-kanya eksena ang mga vaklush! Parang dati lang, you see them making subuan while eating, hold hands while walking and with matching outfit from head to toe. Few months ago, their life seems perfect. Then suddenly, you hear this news that they are no longer together. Of course, pati ikaw super confuse and affected. It’s like your part of the hiwalayan blues. And the ex is also your friend. Plus, ang hirap pa nito since they are no longer a couple kailangan tig-isa na silang regalo.  So, tumataas ang budget sa  pangregalo sa pasko. Kasi di na pangcouple yong gift mo. But I feel for them.  As in! Hello, alam ko pretty ako…hahahaha…pero naheartbroken rin akish. I know, it’s not easy being in that situation. Even if all friends, family, relatives, isama mo na si inday at si boy na mag mega moral support sa yo. There is no way to ease that pain. The task of giving advice and saying the right words is not that difficult. Yet, for the person dealing with this, it takes a lot of encourage and effort to face the uncertain road. It’s such big change in one’s life, knowing there is no longer “we” but just “I”. The question is how do you console a friend without being too nice or arrogant?

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This Christmas, the diva just made the biggest decision (again) in her life. Nope! I’m not divorcing my fafe. Haler! You know, Scott is an endangered specie from mars. So, definitely it’s not him. It’s about my bimay (nanny). I’m divorcing her. Futah! Feeling rich ka dyan. Ok, serious na etetch.  I just fired my yaya few days ago. I know what your thinking. I’m like so evil with capital E. Gurl! I swear I really don’t want to do this especially since it’s few days before Christmas eve. In fact, I lost 2 pounds of my precious bilbil just thinking about the whole eksena. I even rehearse for 7 days of how to say it right…you’re fired (with compassion). Day! Feeling ko sa tindi ng rehearsal ko pwede na ako magmediacorp artiste since chaka naman mga artista nila etetch….hahahaha. Neng, ang wrinkles ng lola mo, parang siyang buhok sa kili-kili na nagmumultiply araw-araw. Hello! Botox is not cheap. Di na keri over ang magpaBello. Mahirap kumita ng dollars ngayon unless ibenta ko lahat ng puri ko.  Anyways, highways, I really tried from the bottom of my twins to understand her and consider where she is coming from. But my powers can no longer hold on. It’s like maximum level of Louis Vuitton.

She had a good life with us. That’s why my mini brains can not comprehend why  she have test my patient and make things complicated. Imagine, her usual routine everyday is wake up at 9am, breakfast, lunch and dinner for more than an hour, mega watch TV and read books for 8 hrs and play brick game while doing laundry in the washing machine. She only works if she remembers her job description. Dyosa ang arte ng gurl etetch. Kaso, si inday di pa nakontento, naki agaw eksena pa sa spotlight ko. Like Gretta says….this can not be…we own the bank! Three divas in the house is already a crowd kaya.  There’s me, Tico (the beauty) and Taco (and the beast…hahahha).  I thought getting someone to help me around with the household will do me favors. But in the end, para gusto ko maging vampire at kagat-kagatin ang siko ko sa inis. As in! G na G ang lola mo (galit na galit! In english, my eyes are rolling up, side, down but I am not cumming…hahahahha)

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Yes, I’m officially a blogger, since I have my own website now…hahahahaha…as if I can really write. But due to some reader’s demand (Yes, I have readers and ende sila bayaran noh!) I decided that I should write more often. Not only because I have free time now. But hearing from my friends how much they enjoyed reading my blog (hmmnnn…wonder if they are bored with their life or they are just being nice to me) it’s so touching. Even my belo boobs is so touch-ed. Actually, when I was young and a virgin (and my outfits is still in the 80′s with matching shoulder pads ok) I really love to write. Unfortunately, when we move to Manila to pursue my Fine Arts degree I stopped. Why? Because I was busy with my studies and coming from an island (hahahahhaaha…parang naman native ang dating ko) my Ilonggo accent was very strong. So, whenever I start talking, everyone find it so funny. Ok,  writing is totally different from talking. But medyo nashy-ness ako. Being in all-girls school, where you’re surrounded by bitches and divas. I wasn’t sure if my grammar will pass. Alam mo naman ang pinoy, saksakan ng mga pintasera lalo na pagdating sa english grammar. It’s not that I was intimidated. Kahit kasama sa pangookray ang outfit ng lola mo (Day! Freego jeans and fake benettton t-shirt ang aura ko). But I honestly feel that someday, I can afford to buy all the branded stuff in the world. I guess,  pag dyosa ka ende siya malayong marating. That’s why, I feel for those purleta, kasi I know how to be in that situation. Kaso naman, they want freebies all the time. Kaya now, I only hang out with upper class….hahahahahaha.

Anyways di carabo, I’m so excited of writing again. Kasi, not only I can make okray here but also bitch about those things that matters to me.  So, if your expecting any relevant issue…Day! I’m no genius noh! This blog is all about me…me…me…gosh! I feel such a diva. Hahahaha. But I hope, whoever read my blog, you get to entertain since libre naman ang pagpapatawa ko. But please don’t take it personally. The stuff that I am talking here is not meant to hurt anybody. Unless nasa hate-list kita…hahahahahha.

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It’s Christmas time again and 2009 is coming soon. I can’t help but wonder what awaits me and what would amuse me again next year.  I love that I’m such an EMO diva (emotional day!!). Because, I find drama in my every day life. So, for the past 11 months,my life went through a series of eksena. It’s like the Philippine government. Alot of fascinating moments and moving on show. Honestly, I’m proud of myself. Not only because, I finally ditched those people who are just causing so much bad energy in my world. Meaning, mga o-taw na wala ng ginawa kung magdala ng negative aura, with bad intentions and hidden agenda, plus the walang humpay na pagpipintas to all human specie with matching resentment scene kasi mas dyosa ang mga vaklush sa kanila.

Ok fine, it was fun for awhile watching the show. The plastican and okrayan moment. From their being so pvc (meaning plastic) to their so-called “friends”. It was quite entertaining listening to their whining and bitching. But at the end of the day, it doesn’t really do anything for me. Besides, if they can say and do these things, what makes me think I’m clear? Am I that special?  Ano ako, nagiisang anak ng mga dyosa? Promise, I find more joy when people are prospering especially when its friends and people I knew . Aside from the fact nakakabawas rin etetch ng potential borrower…charing!!! But coming from a humble beginning.  I wasn’t raise to be bitter of things that I don’t have but appreciate the ones that I have. To be happy for one’s success because it gives you a glimpse of life’s possibilities .

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