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1. Sometimes my family and childhood friends call me Ring-ring or Rhing, which I hate and don’t understand. Why should I have a nickname that’s longer than my real name?

2. Reptiles and rodents in any form disgust me.

3. I don’t like sleeping alone, without lights, because I’m afraid that ghosts or monsters in closets and under the bed will abduct me or drag me out of bed.

4. I love watching and reading anything about history and scandal about famous people and royal families. I always thought I’m part of their circle of life. Hahahaha!

5. I never believe in marriage ’til I met Scott because I thought it’s a lot of hard work, and I was right! However, being married to your best friend make things less complicated. Even if I’m not in love with him everyday, I still think of him as the greatest dickhead in the world. *Love you fafe!!! muah! It’s still fun being married to him.
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When we move to our first rented landed property 14 mos ago, I thought this is just right house for us. Parang nung naghubad si fafe, at nakita ko ang bolang crystal…hahahahaha! Ganech and pakiramdam ko. Right away, I fell in love with the master bedroom. With it’s enormous size (E kasi naman he has a German blood…hahahaha!) compare to the standard room here in Singapore, we felt so lucky (Neng, imported sausage is the best…hahahahah). At the time, the property went up like insane. Kasi tumaas na rin ang bayad sa mga potah…kaya ganech. Imagine, may bidding pa silang nalalaman kahit mukhang basura yong house. As in! So, when we got this house we are so happy. Parang akong nanalo trip to LV…not Las Vegas…Louie Vuitton mother ship) The kind of size (American size…hahahaha!) we are looking for and the price is just right for our budget. I  finally have the space for my babies (Hello, referring to my bags and shoes!),  all my crap/basura that I accumulated throughout the years of our marriage and travel. Now, you know why Fafe  has to work hard not only in bed but in true to life story. Plus my fabulous cat, Tico have a lot of space to play and then we get another cat Taco, since I want a blue eye cat. Yon pala amoy bawang naman. Hahaha! It’s like pure breed happy pamily, me (Spanish????…hahahahaha), Scott ( American), Tico (unknown) and Taco (Ragdoll). The Silbernick Royal Family di ba? Then my shoes and bags have their own special shrine. We even repainted the entire house just to fit our style. E kasi naman, the living/dining area was painted in gold, master bedroom (fink kung fink talaga) and the 2 other rooms, nagmumurang cyan. Tingan ko lang kung ende ka macolorblind nyan.

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My dear fan club (Yes, I do have a fan club. Hahahaha!) have been bugging me to update my blog. Since it’s Chinese new year here in Singapore…meaning no work for at least a week, I have no excuse not to write.  Can you imagine the pressure I have to go through just stay a diva? Hahahahaha. Hello, I’m also busy with other stuff. And  just because I don’t work full time doesn’t meant I have all the free time in the world. You have no idea, how difficult it is to take care of a dick-head husband who constantly requires a 24 hrs care and attention. *Wave to Fafe…Thanks for the wonderful breakfast in bed this morning*. Hehehehehe! Can you believe that don’t even have the time to play with myself right now? That’s how much I am preoccupied with other things.  Further more, I’ve been feeling depress-depressan (again!). Ok, it’s not really like “Bukas luluhod and mga tala” scene, with heavy tears and tulo-sipon eksena. It’s just a small issues in life that I am not even sure if it’s really worth my time. But for some reasons, it affects me in so many ways. This is what happened when I can’t watch my favorite porn show. Hahahahaha! Ano ka ba joke lang. I ate papaya last week kaya wala rin urge is inday. I tried, pero nanigas lang fenger ng lola at feeling ko may rayuma na ata ako. Kaya, etetch luhaan lang ang beauty ko and nafagod lang aking mga veins. Hahahaha! Charing! Kaya warning, don’t eat papaya they can ruined your appetite. Ows! Kayo naman, puro kalaswaan, e di ba can cause indgestion.

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For those who doesn’t know yet, my ever dearest hubby is suffering from slipped disc since last Monday. I know, this sound a foreign language from mars, welcome to my world. So, I did some research pa what is a slipped diss (also called a herniated disk). A slipped disc is when the soft part of the disc bulges through the circle of connective tissue. This prolapse may push on the spinal cord or on the nerve roots. The term ‘slipped disc’ does not really describe the process properly – the disc does not actually slip out of place, but bulges out towards the spinal cord. We really don’t know the cause or how it started. We didn’t do any acrobatic position naman before these things happens ok! Promise, as in! Initially, I thought it’s like pilay lang sa atin. Pilay is like a sprain in english or nacoldness lang ang likod ni fafe, kasi eksena lagi sa gabi nudist pagnatutulog. Hahahahaha! Although, he has been complaining about his back ache for a million years. However, every time I mentioned the word “doctor” or seeing a physician. Oh my boobs! It’s like world war 2 in the making.  He becomes so agitated that I want to kulam (voodoo) him. Kulang na lang mega flash nya ako sa toilet bowl. He is like being possessed by an aliens. So, the best is ignore his complains because he doesn’t want to listen to me anyway.  A total pain in the ass. Plus, I don’t wont to stress anymore my beautiful face of pushing him. Di ba? Besides, he doesn’t do anything here in the house. The only thing he lift is our cats and me in the bed…hehehehehe. Ende naman siya farmer or construction worker.  So, we thought it’s just gout because he loves beer and peanuts…aside from my peanuts. Hahahaha! Gagah! Peanuts from Philippines. You talaga, thinking so green.

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