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Archive for March, 2009

How to stay gorgeous after the break UP

Lately, most of my friends are going through bad break up and I’m telling you it’s not pretty. My beautiful mind is struggling whether I should write about it or not. It’s a very touchy topic and don’t wanna be like the greatest kontrabida (villain) of the century. Which of course, is not really a big deal. Just that, they love or had loved (past tense etetch) this person. Anyways, I’m the sweetest bitch of the universe. So, I’m hoping they won’t take it against me. But seriously, it’s hard to be in the middle of these mess especially if both people that are involved are close to your heart. Errr, so plastic!!! Ok fine, there are only few and the rest I hate them to death. Like hello, they are so freaking ugly. Neng! Ito ang mahiwagang salamin ni Boy Abunda. You know who you are….hahahhaha!

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My Fabulosa (fabulous) Life?

For the last couple of weeks, nothing really inspired me to write. I know, I owe my fans club an explanation. Hahaha! Maging sikat-sikatan ba ang eksena. I’ve been busi-busihan being a “super nanny/slave” to Fafe and to my 2 diva cats. Yes, I fired my yaya again! My no. 1 hobby this past few weeks is firing those bitches maid. My second yaya was only good at first sight. She wants to be a potah (whore) in true to life story. Hahahaha! Plus, with her acting skills, I swear, Angelina Jolie will feel embarrassed with her dramatics scene. Baka sampal-sampalin nya pa si Anggie sa mga eksena nya. The day I interviewed her, parang maamong tupa na ende marunong magsinungaling at manlalaki.  May I emote pa with tulo sipon na kaya siya fly dito para sa apat nyang anak. With a matching speech that she doesn’t really need a day off because all she wants is to save money. Of course, I don’t agree with that because we are no longer living in slavery. She promise and pledge that she will love her job if I hire her. E ako with capital U…isang malaking uto-uto napakeri over rin sa kwento nya. I thought nga we will end up as best friend. Charing! Pero ang potah, dahil makati-kati ang pukemonster, at kailangan may magfenger, 2 weeks palang mega clubbing na at umuwi madaling araw. Si tita naman (her aunt is also based here) mega assured us, that we can trust her niece. Ako naman believe in the goodness of human kind, sige…go lang. Enjoy life. Kaso si puke, ende pa makontento, nagdisappearing act isang weekend. Pretending she misunderstand her day off. We spoke the same language naman. She claimed she is didn’t mean to lie and deceive us. But she plan her act when she needs to make kang-kang to male specie.

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