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The goddess is working again…full-time. Truelish! I know and I felt that my true calling is to be forever full-time diva housewife. But I guess, my brains can not unravel the power of defining myself as “housewife”. I need to be constantly stimulated…not only sexually…hahahaha…but mentally. Haler! Gurl, your lola have a lot of talents naman noh! Not just bedscene! Hahaha! Besides, from time to time I wanna feel how to be a commoner like working, being a slave and making coffee for the boss. Ok, not so commoner! That’s so scary to even think about me making coffee for the boss. Oh my gosh! It’s like asking me to be straight! I can’t even straighten my hair. Hehehehe! A commoner who still wear a fabulous outfit and bling-bling with Cherrie Gil diva look. Keri! Besides, it’s really tiring to wear an outfit that only palengkeros and the palengkeras can appreciate the beauty of it. Derive from the word a palengke which is a type of public market common throughout the Pilipinas (Philippines). Why I am having translation here? Well, the goddess goes international. I have to make sure my “alien” fans club can understand me a little. Kaloka di ba? International beauty na talaga ito. Pati ako, lost na rin sa kwento because of the translation special effect that heaven knows what it means.

Keri over! Back to the palengke outfit. The question is…..Why! I have to be fabulous all the time? Because if you wear ugly outfit….it only show how you define yourself and life. Hint…hint! I don’t mean to offend people. As if I care…hahaha! But it really bugs when people go holiday and take a picture with their hawaiin/floral outfit or worst pambahay outfit. Meaning, fit to wear only inside your own home. Gets mo? My gaz! What the hell are you thinking? Really! Oh! Don’t hate me.Haler, people wake up! It’s really pucking repulsive! I know your on holiday but at least make an effort to wear something nice because these are the pictures you will keep forever and you will show to your friends or even enemies, children and grandchildren. And everyone will remember, that frightening outfit you wear when you went to Alaska. Imagine that! I admit,  have my own fair share of fashion disaster but these are the pictures you never showed in public. Fine, only shallow people like me will see that beauty is important. Wake up! People will always judge you the way you look. Whether, you admit it or not, but it does it get you. Especially, when you are never been ask for a date. Ok fine, you want to be a virgin ’til you die. Blah…blah….blah…Please spare me! Stop lying yourself. Of course, you want to feel beautiful and you want people to notice you. So, people in the universe, make an effort to look nice. If you can devote your time looking like a frog, I’m sure you can also commit some time looking like you belong to planet earth. E gusto mo pala mag ganyan outfit, di sana ende ka na umalis ng bahay. Di ba? Oh my gosh! I can feel a lot of people will despise me. Especially, my dear…dear…sister Rona, I bring peace! Hahaha! Tama ba isali ko siya sa blog. Love you sis!

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