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Most of the people who read my blog probably ….errr…perhaps, the word is most of the time…they get confuse of what the hell I am saying because I used lots and lots of Filipino gay lingo or swardspeak. Matalinhagang lingwahe para sa mga maganda at matalinong dyosa tulad ko….hehehe! According to my genius world of record friend aka Wikipedia Swardspeak or “gay lingo” is a vernacular language derived from Englog (a Tagalog-English pidgin) and is used by a number of homosexuals in the Philippines. Nabi brainwash na ang clever mind ko. Masyadong siyang deep, parang Pacific ocean lang. Maggatas ka kasi, kaya hayan vovita gallore ka. Hehehe!

Oh! Here’s the interesting part…..A unique trait of swardspeak is that it immediately identifies the speaker as homosexual, making it easy for people of that orientation to signal to each other in a place where such tendencies are not easy to display (ie in the Philippines). So, which means genius…ako ay isang totoong vaklush lalo na galing ako Philippines. Hahahaha!

Anyways, here’s some words that I search from my lover boy, Mr Google. Some of these terms I often use or heard from my fabulous friends. Para naman naka align kayo sa universe ko. But promise me friend don’t get carried away. Or you will end up like me.Hehehe!

If you know more words, expressions, phrase…please share it with us. Huwag kang swapang ok. Ende sinasama ni lord sa heaven ang mga uncharitable people.

Below is the terms and conditions to be a truly gay asia. Hope this will help you in your daily life. Hahahaha!

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We are finally home!

After a long…long…winding hours of flying from summer to winter climate, zone to zone. A total of at least 26 hrs excluding the the lay over. From Singapore to Russia with Love (Moscow) to Houston…not Whitney Houston….But to the land of cowboys and cowgirls…Hahahaha! Final destination-Omaha, the city of cows…Omaha steak. My plaids outfit is a winner. The 2010 fashion trends in my world. Vaklush, pwede na talaga ako maging American farmer with my Tiffany bling-bling plus Chanel bag divang-diva ang eksena ko dito. Matutuwa is Jessica Parker sa aura ng lola mo. Pwede na pang feature sa federation ng mga lukring.

Aside from that, I am the only human race with a brown skin and black hair here. Yes, endangered specie ang diva-ness equals ME dahil napapaligiran ako ng mga anak ni Snow white. Exotic to the maximum level. Pinag-aagawan para lang sale sa Megamall. Hehehe! The truth is, I haven’t seen my cows friends ever since we came home. Busy ang telecommunications dahil smart ang gamit nila. May traffic dahil sa snow. Hehehe! Promise! Negative weather siya everyday. Para lang pregnancy test. So, this is what they call the land of milk and honey?

So what amuse me here? The bed, HGTV and ????? (isip-isip). You can not believe how much time I spend in the bed. 18 hours a day excluding eating. Vakla, wiz mag DIY dito kasi ninigas ang fingers ng lola mo. Para lang may arthritis. Unless, butch-oy ang drama ko dito. Winner siya sa patigasan. Hahaha! Well, I can beat my pussy cats in sleeping marathon. My LIFE here depends on the weather forecast. Kailangan ko dito ang salamin ni Tito Boy Abunda. Dahil wala akong talent sa ice-skating at wiz ko macomatose with the ugly winter outfit. Eksenang “Babaeng sa Bintana” ang drama ng diva-ness dito.

My new bling-blingssssss with multiple SSS…is what keeps me grinning all the time. Yes! Pwede ako maging alajera/farmer. Multi-tasking para lang sex life ko. Hahaha! I finally got my Darna cuff which I’ve been eying since my birth, the Tiffany Notes Cuff and I got 3 new big rings as big as my eyeball and I truly love them to death. Vakla, ganun talaga ang mga diva, nagmumurang materialistic. In times like this, money can buy my happiness. At dahil sa mayabang ako, I can’t wait to go home and show my new babies.

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