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Christmas again which I super love to the max. Do I have to give a reason why? This is the perfect month where you don’t have to explain-”shopping” and being “broke”. As what they say, you will never know if its end of the world. You can’t bring money in heaven but you can buy happiness on earth. Quotable quotes by yours truly-THE GODDESS!  And if your husband is smart like mine, he make sure you are well-covered. Because it’s not so cute to die with ugly outfit. Oppsss…does it sounds so wrong? Hahaha! Gurl, this is not a true to life story of Pinay who married to an american sausage….get bang-bang and end up in CSI show. Gets? Or not? Kailangan ba magnosebleed ako sa kakaexplain?

Anyways, here we go again. Counting the months…the days…another number is added in my facebook profile. I’ve been trying to convince myself  5 mins ago that there is nothing wrong of being old……….I hate the word “old” maybe matured is a better term. Am I the only one in this entire human race that have issue with aging? I see my friends and classmates in facebook seems quite comfortable of aging process. Perhaps, in denial? Or simply conscious of openly discussing this issue. Afraid to be judge as too self centered? Because there are greater and bigger things that we should have to worry about it. Tell you honey, I am not a saint neither a super hero. So, I don’t think I can do anything if the world is in global warming ok. Ang dami ko naman issues noh? Demanding na ako kay lord. Baka e FO (friendship over) nya ako.

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“Packshet ang mga taxi driver! English..I hate taxi driver.” (Charing!)

I, the goddess of venus is extremely annoyed of how the taxi driver in Singapore are been behaving for the last 1 million years. Not only a number of them are quite rude but they are also e-pal with nagmumurang GREEDINESS. Really! My office is in River Valley, near Orchard. The paradise of the divas and the goddess–equals muah! So, I thought my life would be a lot easier since there will cab everywhere in this mother land. Apparently, they are choosy with their customer. Ano sila mga potah…namimili. Translate- even whore can not be picky of their client. And they best part between 9 to 10pm every day of God’s creation, they will just ignore you even if you flag them in the middle of the road. Gumulong ka man dyan sa putikan…deadma pa rin ang mga eksena ng pukemonster. And because its near to the clubbing area plus extra fee if you flag in the taxi stand or pay additional $3 if you call…added the avariciousness aka kaswapangan/mercenary …they will rather spend extra fuel and time crossing to that other side in the name of making extra moola. Kahit nakasampal ka na sa mukha nila. I have called a thousand times to the cab company. I will probably end up having an affair with the customer service because I stalked  and call them all the time to report this unacceptable exploitation of passenger. Of course, you think this is Singapore they will do something about it. Gurl! My veins are already coming out -NR (No reaction). Pwede na ba ako tumakbong president ng mga kavadingan? Hahaha! Pero, promise! It’s not funny when you are stading and waiting for the cabs for an hour and you see them passing through your eyes…available…yet, they ignore you as if you don’t exist. Bulag sila neng!

So, why don’t I just buy a car instead? You think I have a money tree in my backyard? I wish! Unfortunately, a car in Singapura cost 3 times than any countries of the universe. Yes! Gold price siya vakla. And not to mention….I don’t know how to drive. Which, I also keep listing in my wish list for trillion years….but never happens. Goddess are allowed to have fears and evidently…haler…I am not perfect.

At this moment, I have no solution to this biggest issue of my life. Unless, I move to another planet. Or perhaps, this is the time I can practice my hidden power—-Voodoo! Hahaha! As if I have. Maybe I do. The last time I check in past life analysis website (http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/)… I used to be a servnat of dark forces.

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For the last couple of weeks, nothing really inspired me to write. I know, I owe my fans club an explanation. Hahaha! Maging sikat-sikatan ba ang eksena. I’ve been busi-busihan being a “super nanny/slave” to Fafe and to my 2 diva cats. Yes, I fired my yaya again! My no. 1 hobby this past few weeks is firing those bitches maid. My second yaya was only good at first sight. She wants to be a potah (whore) in true to life story. Hahahaha! Plus, with her acting skills, I swear, Angelina Jolie will feel embarrassed with her dramatics scene. Baka sampal-sampalin nya pa si Anggie sa mga eksena nya. The day I interviewed her, parang maamong tupa na ende marunong magsinungaling at manlalaki.  May I emote pa with tulo sipon na kaya siya fly dito para sa apat nyang anak. With a matching speech that she doesn’t really need a day off because all she wants is to save money. Of course, I don’t agree with that because we are no longer living in slavery. She promise and pledge that she will love her job if I hire her. E ako with capital U…isang malaking uto-uto napakeri over rin sa kwento nya. I thought nga we will end up as best friend. Charing! Pero ang potah, dahil makati-kati ang pukemonster, at kailangan may magfenger, 2 weeks palang mega clubbing na at umuwi madaling araw. Si tita naman (her aunt is also based here) mega assured us, that we can trust her niece. Ako naman believe in the goodness of human kind, sige…go lang. Enjoy life. Kaso si puke, ende pa makontento, nagdisappearing act isang weekend. Pretending she misunderstand her day off. We spoke the same language naman. She claimed she is didn’t mean to lie and deceive us. But she plan her act when she needs to make kang-kang to male specie.

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When we move to our first rented landed property 14 mos ago, I thought this is just right house for us. Parang nung naghubad si fafe, at nakita ko ang bolang crystal…hahahahaha! Ganech and pakiramdam ko. Right away, I fell in love with the master bedroom. With it’s enormous size (E kasi naman he has a German blood…hahahaha!) compare to the standard room here in Singapore, we felt so lucky (Neng, imported sausage is the best…hahahahah). At the time, the property went up like insane. Kasi tumaas na rin ang bayad sa mga potah…kaya ganech. Imagine, may bidding pa silang nalalaman kahit mukhang basura yong house. As in! So, when we got this house we are so happy. Parang akong nanalo trip to LV…not Las Vegas…Louie Vuitton mother ship) The kind of size (American size…hahahaha!) we are looking for and the price is just right for our budget. I  finally have the space for my babies (Hello, referring to my bags and shoes!),  all my crap/basura that I accumulated throughout the years of our marriage and travel. Now, you know why Fafe  has to work hard not only in bed but in true to life story. Plus my fabulous cat, Tico have a lot of space to play and then we get another cat Taco, since I want a blue eye cat. Yon pala amoy bawang naman. Hahaha! It’s like pure breed happy pamily, me (Spanish????…hahahahaha), Scott ( American), Tico (unknown) and Taco (Ragdoll). The Silbernick Royal Family di ba? Then my shoes and bags have their own special shrine. We even repainted the entire house just to fit our style. E kasi naman, the living/dining area was painted in gold, master bedroom (fink kung fink talaga) and the 2 other rooms, nagmumurang cyan. Tingan ko lang kung ende ka macolorblind nyan.

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