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Two months from now, we are celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary (again). Because we are rich, we got married twice. Hahaha! Nah, my dearest diva mader will never forgive me if I don’t get married in church. Seriously, I wish we did not spent that much money. Should ha ve opted for a bigger diamond (greedy…greedy…greedy). Apparently, Scott believe I should get the best wedding, so that I will always remember it for the rest of my life…sweet!

The truth is…of course not. When I’m angry, piss and furious all I can think is to torture him with the cockroach, scare him to death with grasshopper or get even…serve him with pig’s tongue or dinuguan (pork blood stew). Funny thing about marriage, there’s no handbook that tells you the right formula. If someone tells me that their marriage is easy, I wanna slap that person. Teh, wala ka sa Hollywood. Kaya huwag na magambition maging best actress. There were moments in my life, I had thought of giving up.  Wait…..it does not include my shoes and LV’s. Not a conjugal property ok. Sometimes..errr…ok…most of time…the reasons are senseless and stupid. Dahil sa kakalatan nya, nagsuot ako ng ninja outfit ko plus karate kid. Come to think of it, why its seems easier to forgive your enemies than the one you love? Ridiculous, right?

But then, I don’t have ambition to become a saint. So, it’s ok to be a bitch. I know, most of us believe that the person we love shouldn’t cause us pain or at least, not try to hurt us. Hello…hello world!? Planet of the universe, wake up. And worst, we are so aware that they too are just human like us, who is imperfect in every sense. Yet, we try to be blind to the truth, that not a soul can guarantee us happiness. And this is what I learned from my marriage. Yet, we want to convince ourselve that there are such thing as happily ever after…Who doesn’t want to live in fairy tales?

After 6 years, I learned each day by heart the word commitment. Fine, sometimes I forgot…like when there is sign…SALE. I’m just a diva, you know with so many needs. It is no longer a word that just pass through my mini brains. I digest and absorb every letter. Easy to say but hard to achieve. Yet, the most important factor in every relationship in order to flourish. There is no such thing as one way. Errr..kasi i’m two way ang lola mo. Hahahaha! That is why there are 4 seasons di va? Because it’s not everyday the sun shines ever…haler! Commitment is the one of the strand that can weathers the storms when things gets complicated and thorny.

I don’t believe in forever…eat tayo together. But what I know, Scott and I are very much committed to this marriage. One way or another, we might (or we will) fail each other…it’s not even a question…hahahaha…and it’s all right because we knew if one of us forgets…the other one will remind the promise we vowed…and that is…no matter what…I won’t give up my LV’s! Hahahaha!

Happy Morning!

For those who doesn’t know yet, my ever dearest hubby is suffering from slipped disc since last Monday. I know, this sound a foreign language from mars, welcome to my world. So, I did some research pa what is a slipped diss (also called a herniated disk). A slipped disc is when the soft part of the disc bulges through the circle of connective tissue. This prolapse may push on the spinal cord or on the nerve roots. The term ‘slipped disc’ does not really describe the process properly – the disc does not actually slip out of place, but bulges out towards the spinal cord. We really don’t know the cause or how it started. We didn’t do any acrobatic position naman before these things happens ok! Promise, as in! Initially, I thought it’s like pilay lang sa atin. Pilay is like a sprain in english or nacoldness lang ang likod ni fafe, kasi eksena lagi sa gabi nudist pagnatutulog. Hahahahaha! Although, he has been complaining about his back ache for a million years. However, every time I mentioned the word “doctor” or seeing a physician. Oh my boobs! It’s like world war 2 in the making.  He becomes so agitated that I want to kulam (voodoo) him. Kulang na lang mega flash nya ako sa toilet bowl. He is like being possessed by an aliens. So, the best is ignore his complains because he doesn’t want to listen to me anyway.  A total pain in the ass. Plus, I don’t wont to stress anymore my beautiful face of pushing him. Di ba? Besides, he doesn’t do anything here in the house. The only thing he lift is our cats and me in the bed…hehehehehe. Ende naman siya farmer or construction worker.  So, we thought it’s just gout because he loves beer and peanuts…aside from my peanuts. Hahahaha! Gagah! Peanuts from Philippines. You talaga, thinking so green.

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I am so excited next month, because we are flying to KL, Malaysia. It’s  the country where Scott proposed to me 4 years ago. So, we are not only celebrating our birthdays there (Yez!  Magkasunod kami birthday, pero dahil made in US siya and I am made in Philippines and there’s a one day difference, so technically parehong day lang di ba?) Plus, it is also our 4th year civil wedding anniversary.  We got married first in engapore to avoid going through this drama in US Embassy in Manila.  Kailangan daw kasi ng interview portion, kasi nanalo daw ako sa lotto…hehehehehe…charing!

I remembered, when Scott proposed, I was totally surprise and at the same time confuse to the maximum level Swear!!!  Ok, let me rewind the story, when we started dating, he knew that I am not into marriage thing….dahil di ba  ang orientation ko ay….SECRET!!! Hahahahaha….Ofocurse, everyone knew I am the goddess of the gay community. So anyhow, di carabao, while he was in India, during one of our usual phone sex….hehehehe…LDC (Long distance call) he ask me, if I want to be Mrs Silbernick?  Of course, I was so overwhelmed that….Neng! May I  fly ang lola mo sa India. Kinareer ko yon! Unfortunately, for some reasons….kasi marami e….it didn’t happen. In short, umuwi ako luhaan.  However, since it wasn’t such a big deal to me, keri over lang. So akala ko, forever living in sin and happiness na lang kami…..hehehehe.

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… to meet Cinderella, and met the Wicked Step-Sister instead!

Once upon a time there was a wicked step sister named Ria. All of her family feared her because she would stalk around her castle and force everyone to keep it neat and clean. Eventually, they all got tired of her ranting and suggested that there were savages in foreign lands who were even less tidy than they were, so she packed her bags and went on a quest.

She traveled far away and finally found a new castle with people who needed her discipline. Day-in and day-out, she would go to work and slave away for the evil ogre, and in the evening she would come home and nag the old-maids to be a tidy person like herself.

When she wasn’t under the lash of the evil ogre, and wasn’t keeping the old-maids under her lash, there were lots of chaps who thought that the wicked step-sister was quite a catch and tried to court her, but she was not fooled by their flowery language and promises of trinkets and baubles. But one day she met a stunning prince.

This prince immediately caught her attention because he wasn’t like all the rest. He was patient and kind, and treated her like a princess; plus, his castle was spotless. She couldn’t believe that such a man existed and so he melted her heart and transformed her into a fair maiden.

The prince was also from far away lands, and he was on a quest to find his princess. He had visited her country a few times but never found anyone who was able to capture his heart, but now he had. Together, they reveled in the glory of his kingdom.

As time went by, they traveled together to many far away places. Their first journey led them to her homeland, where they visited her village. Upon arrival, he was granted an audience with her family, where he met her fair and charming mother, as well as her dashing and handsome father.

Her mother, concerned for her daughter’s safety, cautioned our young heroine to steer clear of the so-called prince, for it was commonly known that people from his land were evil and only wanted to eliminate people from hers for their own gain. However, her father was only concerned with his daughter’s happiness, and granted her the right to follow her heart.