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We are finally home!

After a long…long…winding hours of flying from summer to winter climate, zone to zone. A total of at least 26 hrs excluding the the lay over. From Singapore to Russia with Love (Moscow) to Houston…not Whitney Houston….But to the land of cowboys and cowgirls…Hahahaha! Final destination-Omaha, the city of cows…Omaha steak. My plaids outfit is a winner. The 2010 fashion trends in my world. Vaklush, pwede na talaga ako maging American farmer with my Tiffany bling-bling plus Chanel bag divang-diva ang eksena ko dito. Matutuwa is Jessica Parker sa aura ng lola mo. Pwede na pang feature sa federation ng mga lukring.

Aside from that, I am the only human race with a brown skin and black hair here. Yes, endangered specie ang diva-ness equals ME dahil napapaligiran ako ng mga anak ni Snow white. Exotic to the maximum level. Pinag-aagawan para lang sale sa Megamall. Hehehe! The truth is, I haven’t seen my cows friends ever since we came home. Busy ang telecommunications dahil smart ang gamit nila. May traffic dahil sa snow. Hehehe! Promise! Negative weather siya everyday. Para lang pregnancy test. So, this is what they call the land of milk and honey?

So what amuse me here? The bed, HGTV and ????? (isip-isip). You can not believe how much time I spend in the bed. 18 hours a day excluding eating. Vakla, wiz mag DIY dito kasi ninigas ang fingers ng lola mo. Para lang may arthritis. Unless, butch-oy ang drama ko dito. Winner siya sa patigasan. Hahaha! Well, I can beat my pussy cats in sleeping marathon. My LIFE here depends on the weather forecast. Kailangan ko dito ang salamin ni Tito Boy Abunda. Dahil wala akong talent sa ice-skating at wiz ko macomatose with the ugly winter outfit. Eksenang “Babaeng sa Bintana” ang drama ng diva-ness dito.

My new bling-blingssssss with multiple SSS…is what keeps me grinning all the time. Yes! Pwede ako maging alajera/farmer. Multi-tasking para lang sex life ko. Hahaha! I finally got my Darna cuff which I’ve been eying since my birth, the Tiffany Notes Cuff and I got 3 new big rings as big as my eyeball and I truly love them to death. Vakla, ganun talaga ang mga diva, nagmumurang materialistic. In times like this, money can buy my happiness. At dahil sa mayabang ako, I can’t wait to go home and show my new babies.

I also did some reflections…..OMG! Parang this is it…we are going through the ice aged na. Hello, ikaw kaya maging prisoner of love dito, mapapaisip ka talaga sa life mo. Yes, I also assess my life and set my goals. Hahaha! Parang totoo noh? Pati ako napapisip kung may maligno ba dito sa USA of at parang nasasapian ako. Hehehe! Well, the truth is from time to time I analyze the things that is going through my life and the sets of goal I have. If it is realistic or I’m in a fairyland. In that way, I can prepare myself for the worst. Often, it helps me not to get broken when dreams fail. And at the same time, it alleviate me to test and push myself how far I will go to reach the climax…hahahhaha….errrr…..VISION. It’s not a crime to wish for something larger than the life….we have too…or else, we waste the talent we all have…Yes, we all do. Apparently, we’re scared to get out from our comfort zone. And believe me honey, I am guilty as you. We worry so much about failing even if we haven’t started yet. And of course, friends and family are not as supporting as you watch in the TV shows. People are usually skeptical when it comes to changes. Huwag kang plastic..bakit nung magout ka sa closet binigay ba nila agad ang corona? So, you need a lot willpower and tons of passion to go for what you really dream of….and if every thing fails…then it’s about time you move on….that ende nababagay sa iyo ang outfit ni Darna. Accept that it is ok to fail. At least you tried. And now you know….that you don’t have talent. Basta maganda ka pa rin. Ganech lang eksena mo.

Welcome 2010…may we all stay beautiful.

The Goddess