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Most of the people who read my blog probably ….errr…perhaps, the word is most of the time…they get confuse of what the hell I am saying because I used lots and lots of Filipino gay lingo or swardspeak. Matalinhagang lingwahe para sa mga maganda at matalinong dyosa tulad ko….hehehe! According to my genius world of record friend aka Wikipedia Swardspeak or “gay lingo” is a vernacular language derived from Englog (a Tagalog-English pidgin) and is used by a number of homosexuals in the Philippines. Nabi brainwash na ang clever mind ko. Masyadong siyang deep, parang Pacific ocean lang. Maggatas ka kasi, kaya hayan vovita gallore ka. Hehehe!

Oh! Here’s the interesting part…..A unique trait of swardspeak is that it immediately identifies the speaker as homosexual, making it easy for people of that orientation to signal to each other in a place where such tendencies are not easy to display (ie in the Philippines). So, which means genius…ako ay isang totoong vaklush lalo na galing ako Philippines. Hahahaha!

Anyways, here’s some words that I search from my lover boy, Mr Google. Some of these terms I often use or heard from my fabulous friends. Para naman naka align kayo sa universe ko. But promise me friend don’t get carried away. Or you will end up like me.Hehehe!

If you know more words, expressions, phrase…please share it with us. Huwag kang swapang ok. Ende sinasama ni lord sa heaven ang mga uncharitable people.

Below is the terms and conditions to be a truly gay asia. Hope this will help you in your daily life. Hahahaha!

English • Gay Lingo •Tagalog

A
After a long time: 48 Years, 50 Golden Years, 10,000 (Matagal )
A guy: hombre, om (Lalaki)
A lot: Seda (dami)
Anyways: Zsa-zsa Padilla
Asked when someone is taking too long to dress up: Anong petsa na? (Ang tagal-tagal mo gurl)

B

Be realistic: Kape, Capuccino, Coffeemate (Magising ka sa katotohanan)
Better than nothing: Compared to Lugaw (Kesa wala)
Bitchy, bitch: Tarush, chabaka, kabog, kavogue (Mataray)
Bitch, mean: Antibiotic,joray,medusa, bruja (Antipatika)
Bitter/sad,mad: Bitter Ocampo (Malungkot/sad, nagngingitngit/fuming mad, bitter)
Bluntly rejected: Barbra Streisand, Barbara Perez (Bara, binara)
Boy crush: Bet (Type, feel, gusto)
Boyfriend,girlfriend: Jowa, jowabelles, jowabella, bowa/bowamis (Karelasyon)
Brother: Brudra
Brief: Flag ceremony

C
Car: Karu (Kotse)
Caught in the act: Julie Andrew, Jolina Magdangal (Mahuli)
Caught: Julie Yap-Daza (Nahuli, huli)
Cheap: Chipangga (Baduy)
Cheap/inexpensive: Morayta, Murriah Carrey (Mura, sale)
Cigarette: Suba (Yosi)
Classmate: Clasmarurut, klasmarurut (Kaklase)
Closet gays/acting as men: Pamintang durog, pamenthols, pamen, paminta (Nagkukunwaring lalaki)

Closet gay: Closeta, Darna
Come in, to enter: Enter the Dragon, Entourage (Pasok)
Cover your nose: Scuba diving
Cruel: Lupita Kashiwahara (Malupit)
Cry, to cry: Crayola, luhaan (Umiyak, iyak)
Crazy: Lucresia Kasilag, lukring (Lukaret, baliw)
Criticize: Okray (Paninirang puri)
Cute boys at the back: Backstreet Boys

D

Drama queen, Someone who always likes to figure in a scene (like me): Eksena, eksenadora (Mahilig pumapel, mahilig sumabat)
Dense: Freestyle (Slow makagets, to understand)

Dirty, bearer of germs: Kuya Germs (Madumi)

Diva: Diva, divaness, dyosa, reyna, reyna ng kadiliman

Driver: Druva

E
Eat: Lafang (Kain)
Embarrassed: Award (Nahiya)
Excessive: Fatale (Sobra/excessive, to the maximum level)
Expensive: Mahalia Jackson, For Rica only (Mahal)

F
Face: Fez (Mukha)
Fat, Obese: Jubis, fatiness,mashoba, juba (Mataba, taba)
Father: Fudra, popsie (Tatay)
Free: Liberty, statue of Liberty, paroch (Libre)
Free loader: Kupal, wiz shyness, kapal fez (Makapal)
Formerly a straight man, now gay: X-Men (Dating lalaki. ngayon vading na)
Friend: Kiri (Kaibigan)
Frisky or promiscuous: Cathy Dennis (Makati)

G
Gay (mostly referring to guy gay): Juding, bading, backless, badingger
Gay, girl (used instead of one’s name, may refer to any gender): Baklah / Baklush, vaklush
Girl: bilat (Babae)
Going to place: Fly, jonta (Punta)
Goodbye: Vavush, Goodbye Suklay (Paalam, adios)
Gorgeous guy that can be a bf: Papable, pang bf ang arrive, yumyum, yummy

H
Here: Ditetch (Dito)

Hoping: Wish ko lang
Hungry: Tom Jones, tomguts, Tommy Lee Jones, Tom Jones-gutom (Namamatay na sa gutom)

Husband, boyfriend: Jowa, boylet, Papa, fafe, fafa (Asawa, kabit,dyow)

I
I, me: Watashi (Ako)
Irritated: Imbey,Im, kainis (Imbyerna,inis)
Irritating personality: Rita Gomez (Nakaka-irita, nakakainis)
Insult: Daot (Insulto)
Itchy, slut: Makati, potaching, potah, futah, futa (Malandi)

J
Jaw dropping, hard/having difficulty: Nosebleed
Jest, a joke, not serious: Charing, tienes (Joke lang, wow mali)
Jealous: Gelli de Belen, jelly ace (Selosa)

K
Karma: Carmi Martin (Karma)

L
Leave: Fly, Japan (Alis)
Lesbian: Bobo, tunggril, tiborsya, tibo, nyomboy, byanak
Like: Feel,  fillet o’ fish (Type, gusto, natipuhan)
Live-in partner: Lucky Home Partner
Little good looking: Certain, fwede na
Little bit good looking: Carry, keri
Low class: Dukha, commoner, marhinal, pulubi
Loser: Lucita Soriano (Loser na sorry pa)

M
Maid, nanny: Chiminey Cricket, chimmy a a (Chimay, helper, yaya)
Masturbate: DIY, biogesic, play with yourself
Men: Otoko (Lalake)
Me: Kes (Ko)
Money: Anda, andalu, Anjo Yllana, okane, atik, datung, That’s Entertainment, andalucia, Anju, Anjo Yllaña (Pera)
Mother, or someone older than you, or with more experience in life: Mudra, mami, mader
Mistake, error: Kaplang (Mali)

N

Nobody (referring to nobody): Lola eg. I am pretty, ask your lola.

None, nothing: Wiz, waz, mitchels, washington, wishing, wish (Wala)
No payment: Tax free (Libre,walang bayad)
Not ok, unacceptable: Char, charot, charing, charbroiled

O
OK or alright: Carry, keri, cash & carry (Sige)
Old person or old gay: Thunders, manyonda, thundercats, chandeliers, masyonda (DOM, matanda)
Old person: Wrangler (Gurang)
One who is over-acting: Emote, emote to death (Nag-inarte pa)
On the other hand, anyways: Keri over

P
Poor, no money: Purita Kalaw, purleta (Walang pera/broke, mahirap/poor)

R
Reprimanded: Award (Pinagalitan, pinagsabihan)
Rich, upper class: Rica Peralejo, Nina Richie Alagao (Mayaman,rich…from the Spanish word Rica)

S
Sex: Kang-kang, dyog-dyog, chique bang-bang
Shameless: Balaj (Balahura)

Shoes: Sho-es (Sapatos)

Small, tiny: Jutes, Jamaica (Maliit)

Small (most referring to private parts): Jutay (Maliit)

Small talk: Chova, Chovaline Kyle, chika lang
Smelly: Majontot,jontot (Mabaho)
Skinny:Fayatollah Kumenis, model (Payat)
Sis: Sistereka, sisterette
Someone with a loud voice: Lapel (Malakas ang boses)
Social climber: Sarah Jane Paez
Slow: Forever (Palagi/always, matagal, mabagal)
Stupid: Vovita, slow (Tanga)
Slut: Pocahontas

T
Taking a very long time: Years in the making, since birth
This: Ititch, etetch (Ito)
Tired: Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion, pagoda, ngarag, ngarag-ngaragan (Pagod)
Traitor: Anaconda (Ahas or a snake)
Tummy: Chanda Romero (Tiyan)
To cook: Cookie Chua, Cookie Monster (Magluto)
To console: In Fairness, in fairyland (Pampalubag loob)
To eat here: Eat and ditcher
To give: Givency, Janno Gibbs, Debbie Gibson (Bigay)
To go out and have fun (to gimik or to sashay seductively within the gimik): Rampa or rampage
To lose: Luz Valdez (Matalo)
To insult: Okray (Laitin)

To be seriously involved: Karir, career (Sineryoso ang isang bagay like BF or work)
To punch (verb): Jombag (Bugbog)
To rain: Reyna Elena (Ulan)
To say: Ibera (Sabihin)
To win: Winnie Santos, winner (Manalo, panalo)

U
Ugly: Chapter, chaka doll, chakaness, chaka, fangit, ugliness, babaeng walang mukha, grot (Pangit)
Uglier: Lost, super fangit
Upset or expression when you are upset, irritated: Pukemonster (Nakakainis talaga)
Unknown she or he: Cynthia Luster, walang kasarian (Hindi kilalang babae o lalake)
Untrue: Plastic, orocan

W
What,which: Anik, anitch (Ano)
When someone tells a sob story: Regal Drama Hour, Maalala Mo Kaya (Or referring when someone acts like another person, maybe a filpino showbiz personality or not. Eg: Ate V, Ikaw Ba yan?)

When someone tells a scary story: Shake, Rattle and Roll

Warm: Majinit (Mainit)

Y
Young gay: Badinglets, fresh (18 to 21 age bracket)
Young: Uta (Bata)

Sometimes when you forget a certain term or a word, you say echos, charing, chorva and chuva.

Hitad usually refers to another person may it be a gay, girl or guy who outbitches the others. Commonly used in a malicious manner, like when you are in a group and you are the bitches and the divas…..hmnnn…sounds like me….whispering to your friends how fangit the sho-es of that belat.

 

Ok, class dismiss. Hope everyone have fun reading this.

 

Diva-ness lives forever.