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“Packshet ang mga taxi driver! English..I hate taxi driver.” (Charing!)

I, the goddess of venus is extremely annoyed of how the taxi driver in Singapore are been behaving for the last 1 million years. Not only a number of them are quite rude but they are also e-pal with nagmumurang GREEDINESS. Really! My office is in River Valley, near Orchard. The paradise of the divas and the goddess–equals muah! So, I thought my life would be a lot easier since there will cab everywhere in this mother land. Apparently, they are choosy with their customer. Ano sila mga potah…namimili. Translate- even whore can not be picky of their client. And they best part between 9 to 10pm every day of God’s creation, they will just ignore you even if you flag them in the middle of the road. Gumulong ka man dyan sa putikan…deadma pa rin ang mga eksena ng pukemonster. And because its near to the clubbing area plus extra fee if you flag in the taxi stand or pay additional $3 if you call…added the avariciousness aka kaswapangan/mercenary …they will rather spend extra fuel and time crossing to that other side in the name of making extra moola. Kahit nakasampal ka na sa mukha nila. I have called a thousand times to the cab company. I will probably end up having an affair with the customer service because I stalked  and call them all the time to report this unacceptable exploitation of passenger. Of course, you think this is Singapore they will do something about it. Gurl! My veins are already coming out -NR (No reaction). Pwede na ba ako tumakbong president ng mga kavadingan? Hahaha! Pero, promise! It’s not funny when you are stading and waiting for the cabs for an hour and you see them passing through your eyes…available…yet, they ignore you as if you don’t exist. Bulag sila neng!

So, why don’t I just buy a car instead? You think I have a money tree in my backyard? I wish! Unfortunately, a car in Singapura cost 3 times than any countries of the universe. Yes! Gold price siya vakla. And not to mention….I don’t know how to drive. Which, I also keep listing in my wish list for trillion years….but never happens. Goddess are allowed to have fears and evidently…haler…I am not perfect.

At this moment, I have no solution to this biggest issue of my life. Unless, I move to another planet. Or perhaps, this is the time I can practice my hidden power—-Voodoo! Hahaha! As if I have. Maybe I do. The last time I check in past life analysis website (http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/)… I used to be a servnat of dark forces.

Ok, fine! Here’s my past life diagnosis:

Your past life diagnosis:I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ireland around the year 950. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge. Your brief psychological

Profile in your past life:Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician’s abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.

Scary? Or kaloka? Nakakabuang na ito gurl ang mga eksena ni Kuya. Ende na sila cute. Sometimes, while waiting I just think of happy thoughts like when my last trip in Bali, Indonesia. Which by the way, is a total blast of fun and parties.

It was just a short trip, 1 day and 2 nights. Crazy? Ganun talaga ang mga rich…keber basta makapagparty. Hahaha! I needed to get out from Singapore and it’s been like 2 months I haven’t travelled anywhere. It’s about time before I go insane. And this time, I went backpacking. Ok, not literally. Just no suitcase and a knapsack. Imagine that! Not only that….from airport my friend Jan, fetched me in motorbike. Yes, korek….ende ka bulag…tama nabasa mo…I rode in the motorbike. Lost in translation?

I know it sounds no so me. But I am not getting any younger. So, I rather do things while my knees and bones can still take it. It was an overwhelming experience as you actually feel so free. Ok, not totally…my hair is a mess which bugs me once in awhile. Nevertheless, it’s easier and faster way to explore Bali especially when you don’t have enough time. The night I arrived, we went straight clubbing. We stop and dance to atleast 4 clubs in 5 hours and drink ’til you drop. Nothing can stop us from partying even the rain.

The next day, we went shopping…my favorite thing to do in my life. It so divine! I wish I could take everything. Love the power of bargaining. Then we had a body massage. It’s so f—cking amazing! Then, we had dinner in this fabulous restaurant. The ambience is so impressive and the best part….it’s so cheap. Not to mention, I’m dinning and partying with this amazing people…my new found friends. Thanks to Jan for sharing her friends with me. It was truely a great trip. Along with wonderful memories, I get to know and keep wonderful friends.

I love Bali.

See you soon!